To my knowledge 2003 was the year that LEGO started releasing miniaturized versions of Star Wars sets. Given my penchant for minis I had to snatch them all up. At first they came in very cool shaped blister packs. I guess that novelty wore off because the polybag wasn't very far behind. It seems like they've been producing the mini Star Wars sets ever since, sometimes with more than one take (like the standard sized sets, of course).
The TIE Fighter 8028 has been out for quite a while but I still managed to purchase one new from Target about a month ago. This was (if my research is correct) originally or eventually a UK Sun Newspaper giveaway. That right there should have told me something but my love for Star Wars + mini won over. Even from the picture you can tell that something isn't quite right but I had to put my hands on it anyway.
So I plunked my dough down and drove home like I was trying to get on to the TV show Cops. I threw the milk in the fridge and the tore open the polybag (carefully pulling the seal across the top apart because of course I'm going to want to display the bag someday or something...). The pieces were dumped out on the table and I started building. A Technic axle, okay, interesting. And... blue? Wait a momo, since when have these been anything other than grey and black? Alright, let's see where this goes.
Nowhere is where it went. I finished building it, set it down and stared at it, including my one extra piece, a Technic half bush. Okay, I know this was supposed to be a cheap promo piece, but what. is. this. crap?
For starters the wings are almost square instead of hexagonal. Yes I know they have a little angle to them but not much. I think the problem is that the 4x2 wedge plates are used which give a 76° angle. You could use the 3x2 wedge plate instead but the change isn't much. That gives a 72° angle. We want 60° for smashing good looks. The most appropriate option would be this:
The obtuse corners have a 63° angle which is almost perfect. The problem is that the wings then become terribly out of scale and this piece can't be scaled up since none of the other wedge plates match it. So enough about the wings, they're just not going to work and some designer did about the best they could.
The other disappointing part (besides the blue, get over it already) is the use of a dish on the front for a cockpit but round plates everywhere else. While round has the right idea the plate only has it in two dimensions. The dish better conveys the idea of a spherical cockpit. It would have added two each to the part count for the top and back (1x1 round plate needed for attachment). A little finagling of the wings attachment with bars instead of an axle could have given dishes on the sides as well.
Generally I like to display my sets for a while before they go into cold storage waiting for the day when I have an area large enough to display all of them in a climate controlled non-UV lighted space. This set didn't wait 24 hours. It got the box treatment that night. Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night I can hear it sigh. Sorry little buddy. You had a great destiny but the force was not strong with you.